I'm a mutt, but aren't we all?

I had a man once break into my hotel room. I came out of the shower and he was just there. The first thing I did was laugh (which probably wasn't the best thing to do in that situation.) and then I ran out of my room and down the corridor in my towel...security got him.And I was just there, bright red.I think he was on drugs or something, he was tripping really bad. It was quite a scary experience. The hotel knew what had happened, they didn't make me pay for the night and gave me the biggest penthouse suite! So...

Resisto a tutto, fuorché alle tentazioni.

che bello essere ciuitati mi sento tanto Oscar Wilde XDD

È meglio essere ottimisti ed avere torto piuttosto che pessimisti ed avere ragione.

quest'uomo è convinto che i vestiti cadano dal cielo si vede dallo sguardo assorto nell'attendere una maglia :uaz: :uaz: :uaz:
ma io nn lo so mica cazzarola vestiti nei camerini :uaz: